Hailing from upstate New York, ALISON WAHL '08 suffered a major head trauma at the age of 18 months. We don't know what she would have been like had this not happened, but we know that she probably has never been the same.

She spends the majority of her free time being a planworld junkie. However, she also plays several instruments and is thereby able to avoid homework at all costs. She is mortally afraid of carpenter ants. Her parents would like her to pursue a career in chemistry, but she plans to build a shack in the woods and live there serenely while tending to her bean garden. Alison will believe almost anything, and has actually looked up “gullible” in the dictionary. She has also been convinced while enveloped in a book that she was reading it upside down.

If Alison is poking her abnormally squishy nose after 8:00 pm or conversing in foreign languages, you can generally assume that you're in for some entertainment. Alison is part of the French plot to take over America.