Born and bred "out west," SARAH SANDER '06 is a country girl at heart. She is the hero of the local animal community, saving snakes from certain death on the bike path, and is often seen plotting with the squirrel resistance on Valentine Quad. In fact, she befriends animals almost as readily as Jared eats them. Needless to say, kindness to nature's creations is necessary to stay alive in the presence of Sarah.

She attributes her vocal prowess to the ability of her luscious rear-end to hypnotize audience members. "You only think I sing good," she comments. Needless to say, Sarah is a product of Californian public schooling.