It is the beginning of a new age, my friends: the Age of Amherst Online! I myself am gleefully celebrating the coming of this Age with a blog post on my very own blog. If we close our eyes and pray very hard, perhaps the Gods of IT will also grant us a choose-your-own-adventure game. Imagine the possibilities:
Turning the corner, you come face to face with a scowling history professor. He demands that you reveal the whereabouts of your 15-page research paper, due last week. "I'm sorry, Dave," you say. "I'm afraid I can't do that."