Ain't that America?

Tuesday, July 5th 2011

My body hates me. How did I choose to celebrate Independence Day? I ate a lot of crap food. Granted, that’s what most Americans do on July 4th, but I still feel like a chump. Rather than go into detail about each delectable treat, I’ll focus on the one snack from yesterday that I had never enjoyed before. I’m talking about GoBerry, people. This is what’s up: