An abridged Amherst dictionary
December 18, 2022
Here are a few commonly used and should-know Amherst-specific words and terms:
Val is short for Valentine Dining Hall. Everyone calls it Val, no one calls it Valentine.
The Valcony is Val’s balcony, on the second floor. It overlooks Val Quad, which is surrounded by two academic buildings, Chapin and Fayerweather, and a dorm building, Morrow.
Val Sitting is the practice of sitting in Val for an extended period of time for reasons other than just eating a meal (e.g. studying, talking to friends, reading). Advanced Val Sitters have Val Sat from open to close. I have not achieved this distinction.
Amherst is a small school, with a relatively small campus. That means that on most days, you will seemingly see just about everyone you know just by walking from place to place. Some people, however, seem to have tunnels. They fly under the radar, mysteriously never crossing your line of sight. At Amherst, it’s so rare to not recognize someone you see, so at some point, a word was created to describe this phenomenon. The word is Shadow Amherst. It’s my belief that one person’s group of shadows differs from another – some people who are Shadow to me must not be Shadow to anyone else, and vice versa.
While maybe not specific to Amherst, this is a term/concept that no one who doesn’t go to Amherst seems to understand. A two-room double is two dorm rooms joined by a door. From the hallway, you enter one room, then can access the second room through a door (the person living in the second room has to walk through the first). There are two-room doubles in a few different dorm buildings on campus, but the only first-year dorms with them are James and Stearns.
Jearns is used to describe first-year dorms James and Stearns. Right next to each other on the first-year quad, they’re connected through the basement and share a laundry room.
The Triangle describes three dorms, Hitchcock, Seelye, and Mayo-Smith, that line Pleasant Street/College Street and make a triangle.
AmCo is short for Amherst Coffee, a café/bar in town, which I wrote about in my first blog post. Despite its unfortunate lack of wifi, it’s a very popular study spot – it’s rare to go to AmCo and not see someone you know.
Antonio’s is Antonio’s Pizza by the Slice, which is right on Pleasant Street and packed on weekend nights.